froody:

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

dulect:

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy’s

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton’s parking lot

queenconsuelabananahammock:

2thicc2function:

tahreza:

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

wishem:

pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

trans-doll:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

hideki16seiyuu:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

hey give birds antlers

But what if they get stuck in the trees

alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree

What if they landed on each other’s antlers

stack em

@wishem

i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy 

pocblog:

igraj:

xanaxtheworrierprincess:

mymaskedtruth:

vinebox:

spongebobsquarepants:

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

The Internet

I WAS TALKING ABOUT INFINITY WAR😹😹😹😹

OH MY FUCKING GOD LFMAODNRJCNRNSKSK

MY SOUL HAS LEFT MY BODY

bunjywunjy:

captainbarrabear:

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

ruinedchildhood:

ruinedchildhood:

spongebobsquarepants:

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